Telephone etiquette.
Usually when I take a phone call it is for a booking rather than an enquiry. This is because I am clear in my adverts and website what it is that I do (and don’t do) and most people read it first to see where I am based, what I offer and what colour of money to bring...
However, if you have seen a picture of a Provider you like the look of but they have not been clear and concise, you will need to ask a few standard questions.
Here are some guidelines before you make your call:
1) Do your research to avoid being scammed.
2) Do they have a website?
3) When calling check that the Provider is able to chat freely.
4) If you get a voice mail, listen to any information, then leave a message.
5) Make sure you know where they are based.
6) What hours do they work?
7) What type of massage do they provide and what does that include?
8 ) Do not ask if there is any other mileage to the services clearly stated!
9) Check what money you need to bring for your session.
10) Do they have a shower?
11) What is the nearest tube/car park?
12) Don’t ask obvious, anatomical or lewd questions!
Do your research to avoid being scammed. I have covered some basics on my page: https://francesca.care/blog/
I may do a more in depth guide at a later stage.
Do they have a website? It may be that there is a link from an advert (or no link) but if you Google a Provider who does have a website then have a good read as this should answer many questions. Be wary of Providers with poorly presented websites and obvious templates. Although it could be a genuine person starting out, a free-hosting site with stock images and recycled phone number screams scammer.
When calling check that the Provider is able to chat freely, they could well have popped out to the supermarket or be on a bus, so may not be able to discuss intimate questions without eavesdroppers. Be sensible, if you get a Provider reply “I’m just at the shops” please don’t then ask “I hear you do a great naked massage, can you tell me more?” it really does happen and it puts Providers in an awkward situation.
If you get a voice mail don’t hang up immediately, listen to any information that the Provider gives. Some will reiterate their hours of availability and any other key information. If it is then appropriate leave a message with your name, number, time you want to book and the length of the session. This will help the Provider when they contact you back.
Make sure you know where the Provider is based. There is no point in booking a session if you are an hour away to start in 45 minutes time. On the flip side, do Google the location, there may be a faster way to get there than you thought. Some do not show there exact address for stalker safety but should give it to you at the point of booking.
Always check what hours and days a Provider works. It is rare to find an independent massage provider that works after 10pm or on weekends. A call at 3am on a Saturday will probably not be welcome.
Check what type of massage they provide and what that includes. That is what the Provider is obliged to deliver. Do not just assume that a Provider will do what you want if they do not offer it. Never force an issue, especially in a session as it will make for an uncomfortable atmosphere.
Do not ask if there any other mileage to the services! If there is no mention off “Full Service” “O/A levels” “GFE” or the like then do not be surprised if you get hung up on for asking the question, especially if the Provider has explicitly said they do not do it. Just because you see a picture of a bed next to a massage table does not mean they offer sex, lots of rented places come furnished and so the bed could well not be there out of their choice.
Check what money you need to bring for your session. You don’t want the embarrassment of being short, plus if you have only the right amount then it avoids the up-sell that some Providers do.
Do ask if they have a shower? Most do, but you don’t want the surprise of a bath tub and jug after a wonderful session.
Ask what is the nearest tube/station/car park? Sometimes Providers stretch the truth if they are working in a less than desirable area. You don’t want to turn up late because you needed the next transport stop along.
Don’t ask anatomical questions! If you can see large breasts and the pictures are genuine does it really matter if a person is a 34D or a 32DD? Actually, technically those measurements can be the same, many men don’t understand bra sizing, and there is no standard so it can be nonsensical going by figures alone. Asking about breast size and picking your Provider on the merits of that is like selecting a car purely on the strength of the airbags! The same goes with age, if there photos are recent does it really matter what number of times they've been round the sun? Asking these kind of questions also tells the Provider you don’t care about the massage or service, so you may not get seen because of this.
Finally, I know that some people like to call to screen a Provider and see if they “click” with them. If this is the reason you are calling then ask something that is not obviously answered by a glance at an advert or on the website. They’re just likely to get irritate as they may think you cannot be bothered to read what they have taken time to put together. Instead perhaps ask about their training, their inspiration or whether there are regular massage styles and techniques used? By asking about the normal side of the massage you may see if they have a passion for massaging people or not. Although there may be temptation, even if you are busting to know, don’t ask too much about lingam or erotic things or you may be in danger of being blacklisted as a pervert caller.
I hope this helps you find the right Provider out there so that your story has a Happy Ending!
X Francesca X
